Running Master says:

"Why aren't you running?"

The proverbial question is permanently etched on RM's lips.

My answer varies -- too cold, too wet, too busy, needed to meet your wife for coffee--I think the only answer he seeks from me is "I did."

If I ask "What time is it?" RM always replies, "Time to run."

So, I ask, "Is running considered fast yoga?"

RM replies: "No.  Yoga is considering slow running."